Fortunately, after two years, so was the bullshit radar.

"Please," Karla sniffed. "I know you. That's probably the least weird thing you've done in the past month."

It also was hardly the kind of thing that would make her Black Widow senses tingle, but she was going to ignore that bit for right now. There would be plenty of time to poke and pry at him after the initial greetings.

"Unless you're going to tell me that the random objects came to life and tried to eat your face. Even then, I'd hardly call that weird. For you, anyway."