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Ben Skywalker ([personal profile] momslilassassin) wrote2011-08-21 02:38 pm

The Tipsy Mynock Cantina, Naboo [evening]

It took some work to find a semi-seedy place to drink in tourist-friendly Naboo, but Ben and Tony kept looking until they could find someplace that would fit Ben's admittedly skinny wallet.

"I'll have a Fogblaster," Ben told the droid who popped out of the center of their table to take their drinks after giving them a minute to look over the greasy piece of flimsi that passed for a menu. "Tony?"

[OOC: For his partner in drunken escapades! NFB due to distance.]

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh..." At least he had a chance of knowing what was in his drink back home. Or looking it up on his phone like the nerd he was before ordering. "The Reactor Core (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Reactor_Core_%28drink%29)?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he was a horrible Jedi.

"Seriously?" Tony asked, squinting at the menu more closely. "I'm pretty sure the drinks back home only raise your immunity to thinking clearly."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm on another planet here," Tony replied. "This is beyond awesome."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Clinking his drink back, Tony grinned. Then took a sip.

"...I think my tongue just quit," he wheezed.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony shot him a look that was distinctly distrustful. "Does that also taste like motor oil?"

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Reassuring! "I'm only ordering what you order now," Tony informed him, attempting another sip. "Ugh, that's worse on the second go."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"...trade?" Take pity, Ben!

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'll get all those immunities you were talking about," Tony reminded him. "And the inability to taste anything ever again."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"We could order more," Tony offered, taking a sip of his new drink. Ah, much better.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dancing girls?" Oh god, Ben. They were doomed without Ender there to keep them out of trouble. "Seriously?"

A beat.

"Stephanie can never know about this."

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony knocked his drink back in a horrible attempt to keep up. "Like ballet!"

Sexy, sexy ballet.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Tony coughed, choking on his new drink. "Yeah, sorry... about... those..."

A beat.

"Wow."