"Sweetheart, I've made a decision. I can't live without you any longer. I know what to do so we can be free! Meet me in room handwavey number here tonight!"
At some point during the day, a small bag was left hanging from the doorknob to Ben's room.
The attached note read This (http://www.fatbraintoys.com/toy_companies/melissa_doug/kazoo.cfm?source=google&kwid=kazoo&gclid=CIa9veDa6pYCFQrFGgodNn6KOQ) is a kazoo. Enjoy. Meg
The attached note read This (http://www.fatbraintoys.com/toy_companies/melissa_doug/kazoo.cfm?source=google&kwid=kazoo&gclid=CIa9veDa6pYCFQrFGgodNn6KOQ) is a kazoo. Enjoy. Meg
"Hey, Ben, it's Jaina. ...The one from Fandom, in case I need to clarify. So you don't yell at me when I get back, I had to go home in kind of a rush. I shouldn't be gone long, and everything's fine now. Seriously. I'll see you when I get back."
And she actually sort of meant all of it. Amazing, huh?
And she actually sort of meant all of it. Amazing, huh?
"Hello friend, I hope you haven't forgotten about our appointment tomorrow so I can 'show you what's under my clothes.' I meant to remind you last night to be sure to bring protection. Just in case you're not as prepared as you claim. Until tomorrow!"
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Yeah. Hi. Are you going to come over here or do I have to scar your poor puritan roommate by pinning you to a wall in front of her?
I don't care if you're dying or not, you can nurse your own bloody self. My head is killing me.
((From here))
((From here))
[ from here, god help us all ]
"I don't care whether or not you like girls. I think something funny's happening, so please stop calling."
"I don't care whether or not you like girls. I think something funny's happening, so please stop calling."
"I think you might have gotten the wrong number since I'm very much not a woman. And if the young lady in question called you 'hot', then yes she is saying that you're cool. Congratualations."
[From here (http://outofthecage.livejournal.com/984.html?thread=2008#t2008).]
"While I'm uncertain as to exactly what a 'lapdance' entails, I can assume the basic details, and I assure you, I do not wish to receive one from you. Do not leave me another such message!"
"While I'm uncertain as to exactly what a 'lapdance' entails, I can assume the basic details, and I assure you, I do not wish to receive one from you. Do not leave me another such message!"
"Uhhh, what about my leg (http://likes-chicken.livejournal.com/761.html?thread=53753#t53753)? And what do you want to do with me? I'm kinda worried after the whole stabbing foreplay stuff someone said earlier."
"Despite what the Republicans might think about my mother, neither she nor I are evil. So there's no reason for you to hurt me. Okay?"
[From here
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