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Ben Skywalker ([personal profile] momslilassassin) wrote2022-01-01 01:21 am
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Hey, you've reached Ben. I'm probably at the gym or Stark's or eating ice cream--shh, I don't want to hear about it, Ender and Karla--but I'll get back to you when I turn the comm back on if you leave a message!
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"And I'm sorry that what I told you made you leave town," Ben mumbled.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" John paused. "Nononono! I had stuff I had to do. That was not because of you." Well, not entirely. "Besides, I got to see Gavin in jail."
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Gavin went to jail?!"

In Ben's galaxy, Gavin was a father of a billion. seriously five and a highly respectable admiral. "Really?"

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, so I was there with him, but it was completely trumped up based on his unfortunate taste in women," John explained. Maybe Gavin was trying to have that billion yet!
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"...I've never once thought about Gavin's taste in women," Ben said.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not exactly a fun thing to think about," John said, knowing from experience.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"I think he used to date a Bothan," Ben said in scandalized tones.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's a special guy," John said, completely speciest, yes. "But at least they wear clothes." Heaven help the staring when aliens went au natural.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben snickered. "Yeah, there's no way Gavin could handle dating a Wookiee."

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not unless there are like, midget Wookiees or something. But even then...all that fur." So creepy.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm not really a fan," Ben said. "It'd be like snuggling with a giant stuffed animal that can kill you."

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
John shuddered. "There are movies about those. That's up there with all the creepy talking dolls and murderous clowns. Not fun."
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jono and I saw a movie about a guy who killed people and lived in a lake," Ben said helpfully.

He hadn't been paying the strictest attention to the plot, no.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-11 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lived at a lake or was like, some amphibious mutant?" John asked.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-11 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"At a lake," Ben amended. "And had some kind of weird need to kill girls with enormous breasts."

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that's always the M.O. of those things. Usually ripping off their clothing while they run away, too." Not that he would ever watch those. Nope. Um.
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"That was certainly not why we watched them," Ben assured him hastily.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"'Course not," John agreed just as hastily. "You were watching for the scary parts. Clearly."
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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-10-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"And judging them on accuracy," Ben added.
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