Naboo [Monday, Fandom time]

[momslilassassin]

Ben and Ender were still hosting houseguests, and since the speeder hadn't been destroyed the day before, it meant it was time for Cultural Opportunities In Town!

...or Twi'leks dancing around poles.

Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.

There was plenty to see in Theed before then, of course, as it would be kind of tacky to watching dancing girls at lunch. Or so Ben assumed.

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Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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Oh, well, that wasn't so bad! It was plaid! Topher liked plaid.

"Try that pink one and I'll try this," he offered. Because he was a moron.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"Deal," Ben said immediately.

And this was what led to chest waxings.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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And worse!

Topher shrugged into the poncho, glanced down at himself, and decided, "You know, it isn't awful."

Suuuuuch an idiot.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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Ben's eyebrow went up because, yeah, it was pretty awful.

His pink and glittered outfit...well. It clashed with his hair, and pulled in uncomfortable places and was generally Not Good.

"I feel like I should be chasing an astromech droid and screaming 'Tiger!' at it."

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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Topher snickered, sizing Ben up. "You should buy it."

And out came the phone to take a picture. STOP HIM, BEN.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"You take a picture and I will take the speeder and leave you in Theed to walk back to Lake Country," Ben threatened. "And I'll make sure you only have that poncho. And no pants."

That'd be a look.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

[dollpocalypse]

The phone was just going quietly back into Topher's pocket now, thank you.

"But I'd get sunburned," he whined.

Oh, Topher. You had passed sunburned two days ago.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"You can live with a sunburn," Ben said cheerfully. "I have been for weeks."

Because Ben refused to learn the lesson about not getting naked outside.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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PLEASE, BEN, NEVER TELL HIM THAT.

"It hurts," Topher sulked. "Do they sell stuff for that here?"

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"Not in an ugly poncho and robe shop," Ben said, ignoring the look the proprietor was giving him, "but in general, yeah."

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"I think you pissed him off," Topher pointed out in a loud stage whisper that the proprietor could easily hear.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"If we spend a lot of credits, he'll get over it," Ben said. "Come on, let's see if we can find you leather pants."

So he'll look good at the strip club, of course!

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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Topher brightened. "Those are supposed to be badass, right?"

TOPHER, NO.

Re: Day 4 - Theed [day]

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"Totally," Ben said, nodding.

Mean, Ben.