Naboo [Monday, Fandom time]

[momslilassassin]

Ben and Ender were still hosting houseguests, and since the speeder hadn't been destroyed the day before, it meant it was time for Cultural Opportunities In Town!

...or Twi'leks dancing around poles.

Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to.

There was plenty to see in Theed before then, of course, as it would be kind of tacky to watching dancing girls at lunch. Or so Ben assumed.

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Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"It's cultural," Tony insisted, focus lowered than the dancer's face. Sorry for being the token straight guy there. "Like ballet."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

"It is no such thing!" Topher objected, flailing wildly. "She's -- no! That should stay on, thank you!"

Meanwhile he edged toward Ben for protection. Where was Warren's wingspan when you needed it???

Re: Day 4 - evening

[momslilassassin]

Ben still appreciated bendy blue aliens with boobs! He also liked Ender!

"The outfits--" such as they were, "--will stay on," Ben assured him, taking a sip from his drink as it arrived. "You're just learning about Twi'leks! Their spines are very flexible."

Thank you, Ben.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

"See it as an exercise in alien biology," Ender said, with a sigh, "And not a spectacle for the horn dogs surrounding us." He eyed Tony. "Who should really just call a spade a spade..."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Some of us are still virgins here too," Tony pointed out. Possibly because he kept being distracted by science. "And are perfectly fine with looking at the unattainable in the meanwhile."

Somewhere, Stephanie was facepalming.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

"Except for weird weekends," Topher made sure to point out.

That counted, damn it.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[momslilassassin]

Ben kicked him under the table. "Thank you, Topher."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

"Weird weekends don't count," Ender said decisively. "Or we'd have a whole new world of hell on our heads."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"And I'd be some really bland looking guy." Sorry, Darren Criss.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

Topher shifted.

"Sure."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

"And I'd be... nearly married," Ender said, with a snort. "To Tony."

He raised his glass to Tony.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony lifted his glass as well. "It was the love of a lifetime!"

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

Topher made a face at both of them, sipped his drink, and promptly made an even worse face and spat it back out into the glass.

"Oh, god, that is horrible," he managed.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

Ender didn't address that. He thought all alcoholic beverages were bad. Sorry, Topher. "And I'll mourn our relationship's passing," he said, "Really." He took a swig of his drink.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"That's why I picked one that glows in the dark," Tony said, taking a sip of his drink. It wasn't that bad!

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

"...I picked mine because I liked the name."

Yes, Topher. Everyone knew that. They just had enough social skills not to say so.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[momslilassassin]

"Bartenders also think your can be used to remove rust from speeder bumpers," Ben told Topher helpfully.

The less said about his crying, cross-dressing soap opera self, the better, he decided.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

"It's not too late to go off the alcoholic drinks," Ender added. "Or at least watch very carefully what Ben decides to order..."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

"Ben, what'd you get?" Topher asked, peering over.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[momslilassassin]

"A Sith Scorcher," Ben said. He thought it'd been funny. "It's not really that strong. Want to try?"

Re: Day 4 - evening

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Phones," Tony said, just to be on the safe side. He pushed his own over toward Ender.

Re: Day 4 - evening

[dollpocalypse]

"I can be responsible with my phone," Topher protested sullenly, even as he handed his over to Ender.

[[And I'm AFK for the next like three hours, so you can mod Topher, la.]]

Re: Day 4 - evening

[momslilassassin]

"I'd probably call the wrong Jaina," Ben said cheerfully, handing his phone over, "and we don't need her coming."

Re: Day 4 - evening

[endsthegame]

Ender pocketed the three phones and eyed them all. "This bodes well for the near future," he said.