Room 204 [midmorning]

[momslilassassin]

[The part of Ben Skywalker will now be played by James Franco.]

Ben wandered, dressed only in a towel, around his room as he decided between two equally expensive suits to wear for the day.

It was one of the perks of being heir to the Skywalker diamond mines (after Anakin had disinherited Luke for being a DA instead of following the family business of assassination, cheating, general creepiness and internet publishing), having unlimited money at his disposal.

It was a very difficult decision, finding an outfit appropriate for a man of his specific skill set: most people didn't try to juggle the competing callings of graffiti artist and assassin, but Ben Skywalker was no ordinary person.

"I think...the black," he finally said aloud.

[OOC: open, should anyone wish it...]

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[bitchprince]

Which was about when the door opened.

"Ben," Arthur called, "Sorry to disturb you, but--"

A very long pause.

"...who the hell are you?"

[momslilassassin]

"I'm Ben," Ben said, frowning petulantly. Stupid timing. He'd have to kill someone about that. "And you are?"

[bitchprince]

"Arthur Pendragon, which you'd remember if you were the Ben who belongs in this room," he said, his eyes darting to the other one-- "I don't want to know. You'd best take this to someone else's quarters."

[momslilassassin]

"These are his...quarters...too," Ben said, smirking at Ender. "So why don't you find someone else to bother?"

[endsthegame]

Ender pulled the blanket over his crotch. "Yeah," he said, not quite as confidently. "Somebody else's room. We're-- we were busy." He got up.

[momslilassassin]

Ben sighed overdramatically. No one ever let him get laid around here. "Before I start to get upset," Ben said, fully expecting dramatic music to cue up behind him. After all, he was a graffiti artist/assassin. And a badass.

[bitchprince]

"Before you--" Arthur held up his hands. "Move your... activities elsewhere," he said, "I'm sure Ben would appreciate it, and, ah..." He glanced towards Ender. "...whoever his roommate is. Now."

[momslilassassin]

"Maybe we'll find your room," Ben said sweetly.

[endsthegame]

"We don't have to do that," Ender said, blushing down to his... well. He pulled the blankets all over himself.

Even though nothing had happened.

[bitchprince]

"I don't care," Arthur said, icily. "Get out."

He was running low on patience today. For some reason.

[momslilassassin]

"But I'm not dressed," Ben pointed out.

[endsthegame]

"He really isn't," Ender had to contribute.

The current situation gave him a good view of Ben's ass.

[bitchprince]

"Well, I'm sure there are replacement clothes in your actual room."

[momslilassassin]

"But I like the blue suit," Ben said with a very adorable pout.