Ender's Swingin' Bachelor Pad, Naboo [Wednesday, Fandom time]

[momslilassassin]

The nice thing about how time worked on Naboo was that even a few days away from Fandom meant that Ender and Ben had gotten almost a week to themselves to unwind.

Now the fridge was restocked, the rooms were prepared and the droid Ben had made was bustling industriously around getting rid of dust bunnies.

Ben and Ender were ready for their Fandom (and other universes!) invasion.

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Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"We can't even buy penguins here," Ben assured him.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

"What can we buy?"

Waking up buried under a heap of well-paid Twi'leks was not an option.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"Landspeeders?" Ben suggested, sipping from his drink that probably wouldn't kill him.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

Warren didn't even feel as though it was important to ask what those were. With a name like landspeeders, he felt it was pretty much mandatory.

"Done." A beat. "Are they something we'll probably need to wait until we're sober to use?"

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"Probably," Ben said. "They're those cars without wheels you've seen around."

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

"... What do they run on?"

WARREN NEEDED ONE. NEEDED IT. FOR REASONS, BEN.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"Duct tape and hope?" Ben offered, then laughed. "Sorry, that's the Millennium Falcon."

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

"I might be out of luck if I want to bring one back with me to Kaeleer," Warren laughed. "I've got plenty of hope, but duct tape is a bit of a rare commodity."

Alas!

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

Ben looked shocked. "THEY DON'T HAVE DUCT TAPE?!"

We've now entered the lack of volume control portion of the evening, Warren!

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

"They don't have batteries, either," Warren lamented. "Or electric toothbrushes."

What kind of backwards low-tech nightmare world was Warren moving to!?

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"That's terrible," Ben decided. "You need another drink."

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

Warren took a moment to scope out his current drink situation, shrugged, and downed the rest of his first one.

"You're right," he said, feigning surprise as he set his empty glass back down on the table. "I do. I'll have what you just had."

Warren was now taking his life into his own hands.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"You won't regret it!" Ben declared, even though he had absolutely no evidence to back that up.

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[wwiii]

Warren was going to believe Ben! Because Ben was a good friend who wouldn't let him do something stupid like drink explosives!

Right?

"And I'll get you another one, too!"

This is how you knew Warren was your friend, Ben. See?

Re: Day One: Night [Theed]

[momslilassassin]

"Yay!"

And this was why Ben made poor choices when he drank.