Ender's Swingin' Bachelor Pad, Naboo [Wednesday, Fandom time]

[momslilassassin]

The nice thing about how time worked on Naboo was that even a few days away from Fandom meant that Ender and Ben had gotten almost a week to themselves to unwind.

Now the fridge was restocked, the rooms were prepared and the droid Ben had made was bustling industriously around getting rid of dust bunnies.

Ben and Ender were ready for their Fandom (and other universes!) invasion.

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Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"Sure," said Ben, absolute moron. Because if you can't trust the bartender at a strip club, who can you trust? "Dad drinks them sometimes."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"I'm having a hard time picturing your dad drinking alcohol," Ender admitted.

But then he never did get the appeal of it.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"It doesn't happen often," Ben said, "but if you order a Remote Terminator, even smugglers are impressed."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"So who were you trying to impress?" Ender asked. "The Twi'leks?"

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

Ben smiled. "I just wanted to order drinks with fun names," he said. "Warren started with the blue stuff."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"You just wanted to get stupidly drunk," Ender corrected.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"Moderately stupid," Ben replied. "I didn't come home with a tattoo or a shaved head--"

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"And thank god for that," Ender filled in.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

Ben moved his hands down to massage more of the tension from Ender's lower back, "--and it's not like I'm getting many more chances to be moderately stupid with Warren for a while," he added.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"True," Ender said, his eyes sliding shut again - seriously, Ben, your hands, "But I'd think you'd like to remember some of it."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"I do," Ben replied, kissing the back of Ender's neck because it was there and kissable. "This wasn't a get drunk and end up in a foreign country or dimension night."

They needed many more idiots with them for that kind of night.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

Ender made an involuntarily happy little noise.

"All right," he said, "But try not to court explosive death next time."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

Ben kissed him again because that noise was nice, then hugged him from behind.

"No explosive death, check."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"Though Karla went missing some time after you did," Ender mused. "I'm not sure that bodes well."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"Have we gotten a call from the local law enforcement?" Ben asked, resting his head on Ender's shoulder.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[endsthegame]

"Not as of yet, so that's encouraging," Ender said. "No planetary incidents either."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[momslilassassin]

"Then I think we're safe," Ben declared.