Ender's Swingin' Bachelor Pad, Naboo [Wednesday, Fandom time]

[momslilassassin]

The nice thing about how time worked on Naboo was that even a few days away from Fandom meant that Ender and Ben had gotten almost a week to themselves to unwind.

Now the fridge was restocked, the rooms were prepared and the droid Ben had made was bustling industriously around getting rid of dust bunnies.

Ben and Ender were ready for their Fandom (and other universes!) invasion.

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Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[glacial_queen]

"Only my head," Karla argued. "And it would be worth it, because sawing my skull open can't be any worse that having it explode out one temple as whatever unnatural, alien being that took up residence inside of it comes bursting out in a shower of blood and gray matter."

Karla was so eloquent when she wished to be. And, notice, even hungover, she didn't mention bone shards.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[wwiii]

Warren and his Panem traumas were very thankful for that, Karla.

Very, very thankful.

"... Okay, then! Time for a shower!" And up he was standing, lifting Karla right along with him. "It'll do you some good. Probably more than me giving you some sort of cheap home lobotomy ever could."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[glacial_queen]

"You just want me to have alien head-babies," Karla accused, resting her head on his shoulder as he carried her to the house. "Big, green, pulsating alien, head-babies. Filled with goo. And brains. My brains."

If nothing else, Karla could be very creative when the mood struck her!

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[wwiii]

"With the way you're carrying on right now, something tells me that you wouldn't be too heartbroken if your alien brain-spawn were to run off with your brains," Warren noted, smirking slightly and shaking his head. "You know, healing factors don't take alien brain parasites into consideration, I'm pretty sure."

... He had no idea. The only alien infestation his healing factor had ever needed to fight off... hadn't ended so well.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[glacial_queen]

"I need my brains," Karla muttered, folding her arms and pouting up at him. "Not that you seem to care. If I were busy birthing alien-brain babies from my skull, it would just mean more time for you and Ben to have explodey drinks with strippers."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[wwiii]

"You probably should have taken that into consideration before getting your brain knocked up by space-alcohol," Warren pointed out, stepping inside. Shower was... that way. Right, then. Mutant on a mission. "The morning sickness is a real killer."

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[glacial_queen]

"You are the worst boyfriend that ever was," Karla groaned. "My head is throbbing like an infected tooth and it's about to explode like a rotten honey-pear--" Her metaphors were getting mixed, but no less grandiose, "--and all you can do is tease me."

And give her a head rub. And carry her into the bathroom. Details.

Re: Day Two: Daytime [Lake Country]

[wwiii]

"Should I leave you alone, then?"

The worst boyfriend ever was now leaning over, making to deposit her on the floor, right there in the hallway.